Duke Cannon Supply Co. Soap, Cough Syrup 10 oz

Stock No. 025. Mall Santa's. Big ass brick of soap. A portion of proceeds benefits U.S veterans. Soap Specs: 3x bigger than common soap bars. Tripple milled for superior quality. Smells like the north pole and peppermint. By human not elves. Duke Cannon takes holiday traditions seriously. Duke cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in december of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma. Smells like the north pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese. Parabens, phthalate & cruelty free. Just bad interns. Never tested on animals.